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Fiction

Prairie Problems: Fiction

Having been born in the prairies, I was used to being stuck in the middle of nowhere. Being something of my birthright, it was easy to feel at home in every shittown that I roadtripped though. I always hoped that it would make for some decent convers...

How To Have an Eviction Party

The best kind of house party is an eviction party, a good shaker that literally raises the roof, burns down the kitchen, and cancels the lease all in one grand gesture. Sure, it might be inconvenient but, like a messy one-night stand, any decent part...

“Peachy”: Fiction

Mom always gives the best advice. Except about work. And my clothes. And sex. Especially sex. I adamantly used to insist that mom had gotten laid exactly once during a torridly brief tryst with my father. But a lady has every right to take care...

“Plateau”: Fiction

The following is a work of original, unpublished fiction - a new thing for Ominocity. For more details on fiction submissions click HERE. When Evan left the Saskatchewan prairies for Montreal he settled in the borough known as Le Plateau-Mont-Roya...

“Toasted”: Fiction

The following is a work of original, unpublished fiction - a new thing for Ominocity. For more details on fiction submissions click HERE. Every morning over breakfast, I examined myself in the reflection of the toaster. I didn’t have another mirro...
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“Bad Direction”: Fiction

The following is a work of original, unpublished fiction - a new thing for Ominocity. For more details on fiction submissions click HERE. My phone started to ring – it was Keg. I sighed. It was always Keg. “Hey, are you on the Internet?” he ask...