Penis graffiti is on the rise in Saskatoon (NSFW-ish): Photo essay

There’s jizz on the walls of Saskatoon. Or at least that’s what some very wiener-obsessed graffiti mongers would have you believe.

Phallic paint-and-pen scribblings have been popping up all over the city, including a fat-wad on one of those Kinsmen Park children statues downtown. Not cool, man.

And, on Tuesday afternoon, a giant snow schlong appeared on the banks of South Saskatchewan River, capturing the glances of commuters and wiener-watchers alike.

snow schlong 2

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That last one wasn’t really penisy at all, but I guess it serves as a reminder that there is some vag-related graffiti out there.