‘You Are Drunk in a Church’: It’s time for Holiday Bingo

It’s that magical time of the year again where you eat way too much food, get tipsy on the white wine and someone has a piece of corn on their face for, like, five whole minutes.

Yes, it’s the holiday season, and that means having all the fun and family you can handle, right?

So let’s make a game of it, shall we. Welcome to Ominocity’s Annual Holiday Bingo. The rules are simple: Blackout bingo. Extra points if there is more than one blackout, heh heh heh heh heh.

Happy holidays y’all!