Be sure to come early for $4 Bottles of Boh/Pilsner, $4 hi-balls/$6 doubles between 9:30pm – 11pm.
Somnambulist Sound System presents:
COAL (Volume One )
AMIGOS CANTINA/ 19+ / $10 / 9PM Doors
Looking forward to the annual slog through a slurry of laboured goodwill towards an increasingly hopeless mankind and the miasma of platitudes so thick you’re worried your eyes just might choke every time you cast them down the over-lit streets? Can’t wait to see the pudgy, expectant faces of thousands of entitled brats gorge to near-burst before defying civility by demanding more? Excited for your friends to ironically post David Bowie and Bing Crosby singing Little Drummer Boy over and over again on facebook?
Fuck no you aren’t, and neither are we. That’s why the buzzkill’s at SSS have cooked up a remedy for the season that ails the sane in the form of the years most concentrated bummer. We know you don’t deserve what you asked for this year, so we’re giving you COAL.
Jim Jones the egg-nog, field dress the reindeer and come, let us all abhor him.
More info concerning visuals, prints, and MAYBE even a Secret Satan gift exchange to come.