Kirk Kitzul is a native of Saskatoon and currently works as a prep cook at Earl's Restaurant. When he's not cutting vegetables he can be found fronting his hardcore band Stallions, showing off his lyrical wit as Kirk's Big Frat House or providing the back-beat for Saskatoon/Moose Jaw metal band Strangers. Kitzul will forever claim that St. Anger is Metallica's best album and that any and all disposable income should be spent on chicken wings. "Do these girls I'm dancing with know I went to the bathroom and didn't wash my hands?"