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Lazy Saturdays: Me At Nine
Like my friend Kirsten says, “everything that is interesting is also kind of gay.”
Read More »Lazy Saturday: My Drunk Kitchen
If this is what my married life turned out like I’d have, like, three wives
Read More »Lazy Saturdays: Japanese Ghost Mirror Prank
I have no idea what they are saying but I’m pretty sure the kid in question is describing the texture and velocity of the shit in his pants
Read More »Lazy Saturdays: Don Cherry Rap
I’m not sure what’s worse – listening to Don Cherry’s senseless rambling about over-scrutinized hockey minutiae or listening to Don Cherry’s senseless rap
Read More »Lazy Saturdays: Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes
Unfortunately, I don’t see chicks with Steve Buscemi eyes. I mostly see women who are tired alcoholics and have potentially failing livers. Why do I find that sexy
Read More »Lazy Saturdays: Sexy Sax Man
After watching this video I’m not sure what’s worse – wishing I could play that song on the saxophone or wishing I had his skid abs
Read More »Lazy Saturdays: Mattress Fail
There is a good reason why people don’t like to buy their mattresses from dudes with guitars/vertigo
Read More »Lazy Saturdays: Dog Milking Goat
This should be embarrassing, but I literally just watched this ten times in a row. The first seven times was because I enjoy the sensation of the liquid I’m drinking raging through my sinuses.
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